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General Category => Humor, Off Topic and Just Plain Sillyness => Topic started by: sky otter on April 09, 2012, 04:47:22 PM

Title: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: sky otter on April 09, 2012, 04:47:22 PM
 ;D

i found this headline hysterical....
and
the commercial for the doomsday preppers on othe tv had me also laughing
if you remember the old dr. pepper song..
just change the pepper to prepper and show pics of folks stockin up etc. ..really funny


Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday

3 hrs ago
Does your partner roll their eyes at your drums of water and cache of gas masks? Do you long for someone to share the last adrenaline-filled months before the apocalypse, as predicted by the ancient Mayan calendar? Look no further than Survivalist Singles, PrepperDats or Kwink, new dating sites specifically for those preparing for life after the world comes crashing down. You can look for fellow members of a post-apocalyptic tribal commune that scavenges the land in a marauding band, or that perfect partner who is savvy about water filtration, yet strong enough to protect your young from said scavenging hordes. And even if the Mayans were wrong about 2012, or your conspiracy theories don't pan out, at least you'll be dating someone who shares your interests. Your crazy, crazy interests.

http://now.msn.com/now/0408-dating-sites-apocalypse.aspx


ok..this is for the youngins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCTaccEkMI

have a good laugh..it's the best medicine around
;D
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: Littleenki on April 09, 2012, 04:52:39 PM
Are you sure you dont work for this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZkouut-9RQ
He really is too funny!
Cheers!
LE
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: sky otter on April 09, 2012, 04:58:18 PM
 ;D

nope don't work for him..but like him too..

just goes into my theory of once an idea is introduced ..there are so many
different ways to see it...
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: Littleenki on April 10, 2012, 02:07:07 PM
Quote from: sky otter on April 09, 2012, 04:58:18 PM
;D

nope don't work for him..but like him too..

just goes into my theory of once an idea is introduced ..there are so many
different ways to see it...
Right you are, Sky, as alternative thinking is the way out of the current age of mainstream science slavery, and into the new Earth we all deserve to enjoy.
Whatever we write here, though, you know weird Al will see it differently!:D
LE
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: PLAYSWITHMACHINES on April 10, 2012, 09:44:44 PM
Wierd Al is amazing 8)

Ever seen his film, 'UHF' ?
I couldn't stop laughing for weeks!
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: Littleenki on April 11, 2012, 02:55:30 PM
Quote from: PLAYSWITHMACHINES on April 10, 2012, 09:44:44 PM
Wierd Al is amazing 8)

Ever seen his film, 'UHF' ?
I couldn't stop laughing for weeks!
That was one funny movie, PWM, and the ending was a perverted conglomeration of every inspirational movie ever made!
My favorite is Like a Surgeon, for songs.
priceless!
LE
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: PLAYSWITHMACHINES on April 16, 2012, 07:38:02 PM
My personal favourites are 'amish paradise' & the Jedi song, (to the tune of 'american pie').
I think that such people, with their limitless imagination and sense of humour, are more suited to be our leaders  8)

Imagine Wierd Al adressing the UN.... :o

Shall we start a 'wierd Al Jancovic for President' thread?
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: Littleenki on April 16, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
Quote from: PLAYSWITHMACHINES on April 16, 2012, 07:38:02 PM
My personal favourites are 'amish paradise' & the Jedi song, (to the tune of 'american pie').
I think that such people, with their limitless imagination and sense of humour, are more suited to be our leaders  8)

Imagine Wierd Al adressing the UN.... :o

Shall we start a 'wierd Al Jancovic for President' thread?
Heck yeah! with Mr bean as his running mate...not many lies coming out of mr Bean, as he doesnt talk...the perfect politician!LOL!
Al's got my vote, so start that thread!
LE
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: Shasta56 on April 19, 2012, 01:57:38 PM
Doomsday, hmm.  I think I'll schedule some time off work and lock myself in the bedroom with my hubby.

Shasta
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: Littleenki on April 19, 2012, 02:33:31 PM
Quote from: Shasta56 on April 19, 2012, 01:57:38 PM
Doomsday, hmm.  I think I'll schedule some time off work and lock myself in the bedroom with my hubby.

Shasta
Awwww, doomsday sex, how sweet! Dont forget the mark V gas masks!
12212012...sounds sinister, eh?
LE
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: Captain Dave on April 19, 2012, 05:34:39 PM
BEWARE - Did some checking on that dating site... Turns out it might be a secret Goa'uld training base...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRlzXXOAA8M

This was filmed at the "Star Inn"...

Notice the similarity to the Goa'uld shock grenades they are practicing with?

Notice they are shown practicing while standing in a "ring"...

Notice also that their targets are also quite similar to Planets!
:o

Notice their evil smiles as they plan the destruction of entire Worlds!
:-X

During their training session, notice how the objective is to take out the planet, but also take it away from your rival. Is this Not Goa'uld mentality?

( I could be wrong though. )
(http://www.thelivingmoon.com/43ancients/04images/Bluebird/poop.gif)
Title: Re: Dating sites help you find the perfect partner for doomsday
Post by: Captain Dave on April 19, 2012, 06:43:13 PM
Because some of you may not be familiar with Star Gate SG1, here is a Goa'uld stun grenade for comparison sake to the above video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fUgbRmONKI
Coincidence? 8)

Don't be surprised if your date turns out to be a reptile on that site.
(http://www.thelivingmoon.com/43ancients/04images/Bluebird/Kiss_04.gif)          (http://www.thelivingmoon.com/43ancients/04images/Bluebird/lmao.gif)


(Disclaimer - the above videos and textual commentation in no way represent the aforementioned dating site or their affiliates the Goa'uld)