;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
ok..if you don't think this if funny..your sense of humor has been swiped..i mean really
GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
]There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all
- three proofs that Jesus was a
WOMAN:
1. He(?) fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He (?) kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He(?) was dead,
He (?)had to get up because there was still work to do.
Can I get an AMEN!!
AMEN SISTER. Linda
rofl!
Will a "Blessed Be" do?
ROTFLMAO
Hey, Sky, this is my otter buddy, Zeuss, its his birthday!10 years old!!!
Cheers!
Littleenki
Quote from: Amaterasu on May 24, 2012, 03:12:52 AM
Will a "Blessed Be" do?
ROTFLMAO
A blessed bee would sting me on my blessed a.s.s.!
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Le
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh give that poochie a hug from me..
mokie cat is 10 july 20...
here are a few of my abused crew... ;) ;D having a rest this morning before starting the day ;D
(http://i45.servimg.com/u/f45/13/55/53/83/hpim2210.jpg)
on the left is biggley beagle..shelter pooch beagle/ st. bernard cross..lol
a beagle on steriods..he's a darling
and lickie.. licorice poodle / lickie-poo..lol a could-b-e-registered standard poodle
(http://i45.servimg.com/u/f45/13/55/53/83/hpim2211.jpg)
lickie with mokie..queen of the whole place
couldn't live without the critters
Awesome! Could you give them a break they are so overworked!!
:)
Le
Amen from Deuem....
Quote from: Littleenki on May 25, 2012, 04:23:40 PM
A blessed bee would sting me on my blessed a.s.s.!
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Le
LOL! Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo.