Good Cop Story
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
That is fantastic ;D
Infact it reminds me of something i heard the other day.......
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A policeman was driving along a country road when he came across a line of very slow moving traffic!
he looked ahead and saw an old farmer bumbling along on his old tracktor holding everyone up.
the cop pulled out, overtook the line and waved the old guy in.
they stopped and the cop approached.
"hey buddy i know youve got a job to do but when you see a line building up behind you, you need to pull in and let them pass"
the old guy calmly turned to face the cop and noticed a fly buzzing around the officer.
"thats a sh it fly" the farmer said..
the enraged officer said "ARE YOU CALLING ME SH IT SIR?"
the farmer smiled and said "No not me son, but theres no foolin them flies" :)
Quote from: Elvis Hendrix on October 04, 2013, 03:27:04 PM
Infact it reminds me of something i heard the other day.......
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A policeman was driving along a country road when he came across a line of very slow moving traffic!
he looked ahead and saw an old farmer bumbling along on his old tracktor holding everyone up.
the cop pulled out, overtook the line and waved the old guy in.
they stopped and the cop approached.
"hey buddy i know youve got a job to do but when you see a line building up behind you, you need to pull in and let them pass"
the old guy calmly turned to face the cop and noticed a fly buzzing around the officer.
"thats a sh it fly" the farmer said..
the enraged officer said "ARE YOU CALLING ME SH IT SIR?"
the farmer smiled and said "No not me son, but theres no foolin them flies" :)
OH MY GOODNESS, I JUST BUSTED A GUT LAUGHING ABOUT THIS ONE. THAT'S FUNNY STUFF RIGHT THERE! ;D ;D ;D
Thanks space,
Bring some :)