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General Category => Humor, Off Topic and Just Plain Sillyness => Topic started by: Ellirium113 on March 05, 2014, 01:03:22 AM

Title: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: Ellirium113 on March 05, 2014, 01:03:22 AM
1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds



Quote"Technology is a huge interest for our user base, and month after month we see thousands of people visiting our site to look for coupons and deals to use when purchasing their favorite tech products," a company spokeswoman said in a statement. "It seems that quite a few of us need to brush up on our tech definitions."

Besides HTML, there were some other amusing findings:
77% of respondents could not identify what SEO means. SEO stands for "Search-Engine Optimization"
27% identified "gigabyte" as an insect commonly found in South America. A gigabyte is a measurement unit for the storage capacity of an electronic device.
42% said they believed a "motherboard" was "the deck of a cruise ship." A motherboard is usually a circuit board that holds many of the key components of a computer.
23% thought an "MP3" was a "Star Wars" robot. It is actually an audio file.
18% identified "Blu-ray" as a marine animal. It is a disc format typically used to store high-definition videos.
15% said they believed "software" is comfortable clothing. Software is a general term for computer programs.
12% said "USB" is the acronym for a European country. In fact, USB is a type of connector.

Despite the incorrect answers, 61% of the respondents said it is important to have a good knowledge of technology in this day and age.

The study involved 2,392 men and women 18 years of age or older. The participants were not told that the study was specifically looking into their knowledge of tech terms. They were presented with both tech and non-tech terms and were asked to choose from three possible definitions.

http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-1-10-americans-html-std-study-finds-20140304,0,1188415.story#axzz2v2sSpnjU (http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-1-10-americans-html-std-study-finds-20140304,0,1188415.story#axzz2v2sSpnjU)

I'm still looking for the "ANY" key...  :P
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: burntheships on March 05, 2014, 01:11:33 AM
This is hilarious!

And ... actually good news in a way
for those in the tech industry. Those who
have small business related to any of these
types of tech can profit from this.

I do find it a bit shocking that there is still
a large percentage of folks who dont know
what software is though....  :o

;D 8)

Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: Ellirium113 on March 05, 2014, 01:17:32 AM
Yup people like that keep people like me quite busy fixing their PCs.  ;)
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: ArMaP on March 05, 2014, 01:30:23 AM
Quote from: burntheships on March 05, 2014, 01:11:33 AM
I do find it a bit shocking that there is still
a large percentage of folks who dont know
what software is though....  :o
They were just seeing things from the point of view of the computer. ;)
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: burntheships on March 05, 2014, 03:47:15 AM
Quote from: ArMaP on March 05, 2014, 01:30:23 AM
They were just seeing things from the point of view of the computer. ;)

Yes, as opposed to say....sweats?

;)
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: sky otter on March 05, 2014, 05:13:45 AM



hard to believe that was multiple choice and they still picked wrong

damn.. i'm officially smarter than i thought...lol ;D
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: Norval on March 05, 2014, 06:58:43 AM
Quote from: Ellirium113 on March 05, 2014, 01:17:32 AM
Yup people like that keep people like me quite busy fixing their PCs.  ;)

, , , my final question to some after trying to help them with their computer problems.

"Do you still have the box your computer came in?"

Yes

"Box it up and return it. Tell them there is a major problem with the purchaser."

click, , , , ,  ;D
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: Ellirium113 on March 05, 2014, 12:57:01 PM
Some people can't program a clock but they have a computer.  ;)

Some people just have an inverse affinity to technology or anything electrical.
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: WarToad on March 05, 2014, 03:05:48 PM
Considering far more than 1 in 10 Americans are just #$%kin idiots, this isn't surprising.
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: deuem on March 05, 2014, 03:39:39 PM
I wonder if that 1 in 10 knows what USA stands for? Or point it out on a map!
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: Eighthman on March 05, 2014, 05:22:10 PM
I think you can catch HTML from downloading porn.  Wear a condom on your google.
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: ArMaP on March 05, 2014, 08:21:00 PM
Quote from: deuem on March 05, 2014, 03:39:39 PM
I wonder if that 1 in 10 knows what USA stands for? Or point it out on a map!
Many (maybe 30) years ago someone did a test like that, and most people looked at the biggest country they could see on the map (the USSR) and said that was the US. :)
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: zorgon on March 06, 2014, 02:37:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls
Title: Re: 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD, study finds
Post by: Ellirium113 on March 06, 2014, 10:30:08 PM
Quote from: zorgon on March 06, 2014, 02:37:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls

Can she be that stupid?
Sure, just ask her grandpa-uncle-daddy.  :P