Hey people,
as mentioned above I'm not that great joke teller (and not into the stereotype of jokes like about blondes), but I will try my best to translate a joke I heard last weekend which left a smile on my face ;D
A blonde takes a walk in the city and comes to a lantern. On it there's a note: "Apartment for rent".
The blonde thinks: "Awesome, I need a home anyway." She knocks on the lantern. No one opens it. She repeats to knock, but nobody opens.
A blonde female police officer on the street across watches the efforts of the blonde for some time, until plucking up the courage to go to her.
The (blonde) cop asks, "What are you doing here?"
The blonde points to the lantern with the offer "Apartment for rent" and remarks that she knocks for quite some time, but nobody opens.
The cop looks at the blonde, then the lantern, and then remarks tersely: "That's just not possible! There gots to be somebody in there! The light is on!"
I got a chuckle out of that!
Thanks
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