Trying my hand at some humor...

[Canine]

...based on the UFO Coverup Live Ordeal.

I was trying to figure what an interplanetary ice cream enthusiast might look like as he tells you why your planet is so important to him. Here it is:

(Warning: Original Content)

[WhatTheHey]

  I remember years ago reading an article or seeing a movie that included an alien they reportedly had at A51 that liked strawberry Ice-cream. lol  Hehehe, so I guess aliens can't be all that bad!   lol

[Canine]

"You let me use your field to move some ice cream offworld and I'll make it worth your while. Just tell them to leave it over there, I'll grab it later I already took care of the payments. Thanks"