Silly News Stories

[Littleenki]

As a wannabe writer of sorts, ive enjoyed writing satirical stories about the technological front that have been well received by a few sickos that have read them, and I would like to challenge the minds of PRC to write some of their own as it is so fun and rewarding to write a story without having to do any research!LOL!
Here's an example of my last one, and a start of a seed I hope grows to be a fun thread for all...
So without ado...

Hadron Physics Solved by Labrador Retrievers

http://www.floridafusion.com/blog/?p=501

Go get em, folks!!!!
Littleenki

[Littleenki]

Ok here goes.....

May 3rd, 2012.

Archaeologists in Mexico have revealed the most important find ever relating to 2012, and the end of days of the Mayan calender. While digging in the vicinity of a Taco Bell, they were able to identify a piece of a cinnamon crispa from 1981.
Dr. Seymour Nutz had this to say" We have excavated for years, and never found anything like it...a cinnamon crispa with the final baktun of the mayan calendar on it."

It appears to be that the chip has the dates for the next baktun and denotes when and how we will perish, in a giant wave of mild sauce. Apparently, it also mentions a massive diahrrea outbreak that will take place, crippling the world's economies.

Soon, the entire area will be dug in order to find the other half of a chalupa shell that has the entire location map for the lost city of Atlantis, and when they find it, a mission will be mounted to locate it under the Gulf of Mexico.

Drs at the site also speculated that when the finds were originally placed there, it was by a strange cult of Mayan believers called the Taco Triad, and they were purposely hidden to keep humanity fom realizing that the end will come on Dec 21st, 2012, the anniversary of the opening of the first Taco Bell in Moscow, Russia.

Senor Nutz also pointed out " when the Russians get a hold of Taco Bell food, we are all doomed, as they dont have enough Imodium AD to fight the dehydrating runs they will encounter, and they will attack the nearest Walgreens, starting World War 3."
"We truly are doomed", he said, before choking himself on a quesadilla wrapper, and dying on the floor in front of his office.

Keep tuned in for news on the front, and whether Mcdonalds and Burger King will join the fray.

"Hey, if they can predict the end of the world, so can we" said manager at the local Mcd's and we are planning to search for the remains of the first cheeseburger ever made, as it is written that it has the Orion's belt seared into it, and was hidden in the foundation of the first Mcdonalds in Wherever, Ohio.

The Burger King had no comment as he ran around the room with his robe and cape falling around his ankles, yelling gibberish, before adding" Hows about a chicken sandwich shaped like Moses' head?" He then was escorted out by some men in black suits never to be seen again.

Stay tuned for details to the Littleenki News Network