CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON

[starwarp2000]

To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.

China has agreed to buy the U.S. landmark – The Grand Canyon – and will be submitting its deal memo to the U.S. Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner and the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States for review.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/53230/china-buys-grand-canyon/

China plans on renaming the park "Mao Canyon" – a name that President Obama ha approved.  The Chinese also plan on building ten skyscrapers near the park so visitors can get another view of the canyon.  The skyscrapers will each be 90 stories tall – and will be built in just over five weeks (with the help of labor from Mexico and China).

[sky otter]

hey starwarp

this should be in the funny section


but if you think it's real ..then that is probably the why for this next one...
bwhahahahahahahah

rumor alert



Obama bans uranium mining around Grand Canyon


By Deborah Zabarenko

WASHINGTON | Mon Jan 9, 2012 3:21pm EST

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Obama administration banned new uranium mining claims around the Grand Canyon for the next 20 years, a move hailed by conservationists on Monday as key to the president's environmental legacy but slammed by opponents as a job-killer.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/09/us-usa-grandcanyon-uranium-idUSTRE8081NA20120109

don't want them getting any easy uranium

[starwarp2000]

hey starwarp

this should be in the funny section


but if you think it's real ..then that is probably the why for this next one...
bwhahahahahahahah

rumor alert

You are probablyy right Sky Otter, I just shoved it here. Zorgs can move it if he wants 
Your article is true too 

[sky otter]

..hey there just might be a bit of confusion cause in 2010 they were saying he sold it to russia
i wonder if the onion started this stuff?


YourDaddy's Politics
Does Barack Obama represent the EndGame for America? YourDaddy Thinks So.Obama sells Yellow Stone Park to China and the Grand Canyon to Russia! Posted on June 28, 2010 by @notalemming 15
http://yourdaddy.net/2010/06/28/greece-sells-souverign-territory-to-settle-debt-what-will-uncle-sam-sell/

[zorgon]

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[starwarp2000]

What?
Are you saying it isn't true?
Oh no 

[zorgon]

Well it might be true, because last I heard China has been buying up all those foreclosures too 

But if Obama sold it to Russia a few years a ago and now is selling it to China, that means either the Russians defaulted on the payments or Obama is double dipping and hoping he is out of office before they come to collect...

and we are the cannon fodder

[zorgon]

Wealthy Chinese Buy Foreclosed US Homes

Chinese Tourists Buying Foreclosure Properties

CHINA has always defeated its enemies the same way for thousands of years  by assimilation

Resistance is futile... they will send you free wives next