cutting conversation

[sky otter]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.


The first surgeon, from New York , says,
'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'


The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.'


The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'



The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers..
.Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'


But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..

Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.

[Somamech]

 

You win a free internet today Otter

[1Worldwatcher]

LOL Too true Otter!!! Worthy of the Internet as well Soma!! Funny, needed a laugh my friend. Thanks.

1WW