for all grandparents

[sky otter]

again from my  mom ..thought you guys would get a kick out of this




RETARDED  GRANDPARENTS---
   
(This was actually  reported by a  teacher)
   

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay on how they spent their holiday away from school.

One child  wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.

They used to live in  a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved  to Batemans Bay
where everyone lives in nice little  houses, and so they don't have to mow the grass  anymore!

They ride around on their bicycles and  scooters and wear name tags
because they don't know who  they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck  center, but they must have got it fixed
because it is all  okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all  jump up and down in it with hats on.

At their gate,  there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He 
watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak  out,
and go cruising in their golf carts!

Nobody  there cooks, they just eat out.  And, they eat the same  thing every night
--- early birds.

Some of the  people can't get out past the man in the doll house. 
The  ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center  for pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all  his life to earn his retardment
and says I should work hard so  I can be retarded someday too.

When I earn my  retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
Then  I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

[Shasta56]

This grandma pilots a rolling henhouse three days a week.  The kids are supposed to be learning Spanish, in addition to the usual subjects.  They seem to be learning cackling and possible egg-laying as well.

Shasta