Goodbye Bigfoot??

[DLensman]

Alas, the big hair gentle giant has passed from this world by the lethal hands of Rick Dyer. If the name strikes a cord, it should. Yes he was part of the 2008 bigfoot hoax who's remains were claimed by a faulty freezer. Two bigfoots in one lifetime? I wonder if he buys lottery tickets? Justin Smeja claims to have killed two squatches in 2010. Justin claims to have panicked and hid the body and snow made it hard for him to return to claim his trophy.

The killed Bigfoot's who remains cannot not be proven. I'm sure you heard the stories are well about "secret" Government types taking the bodies and warning those crack shots to remain silent. It could be true, I wasn't there to seen any of it go down, but I really have my doubts. Had it been me, I'd loaded up the remains, drove as fast as I could to my local TV station, presented the proof, being sure they'd pay for a DNA test for the story of the century. The story alone would be worth millions and the body ten times over at least. Money is one prime motivator in this world today. Why would the Government care if such a creature was proven true since 1967? I can only think of two.

BIGFOOT IS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PROJECT

Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov was involved in controversial attempts to create a human-ape hybrid. There was no evidence that he ever saw success in the project. This also doesn't mean that another Governmental science project didn't take the data and make it work. The creature may have escaped or been burned out in the wild to see if it very well could survive and from it's own Government Structure forming clans and moving across the land in tribes as the Native Americans done so long ago. Black Opps would study their movement and examine their food scorce in great detail. Cattle mutilation could be a big part of the study if you think about it. If such a creature is real it must be quite smart to elude man as it has for all these years.


BIGFOOT DNA PROVES MAN DID NOT COME FROM PRIMATES

Let that sink in for a moment! Evolution would be proven as nothing but a way for Man to deny there is a God. It would prove all the other religions mistaken and all would come apart. I've no clue if there is an Ark on the mount but the Muslim Brotherhood for one, guards the mount and isn't likely to grant expedition rights with some big political muscle. Now this is by no way ment to start a Holy War but just bringing up a point. Civilised Society tends to stay that way with a set of rules and beliefs at the helm. Thus evolution proven false could be the bomb that would start World War Three.

Those are just two of the reasons I can think of to try to hide the fact that they walk among us. This is unless you count the lost of funds being made out of all the Documentary Hypothesis made in the DVD and book word that is.........