How To Deal With North Korea

[Eighthman]

Get a 100,000  balloons ( such as are used to deliver propaganda by prevailing winds across North Korea) and attach a small chocolate figurine of Kim Jong Un to
each one.  Add a message in Korean that says, "Eat the Fat Boy".

Exploit the absurd contrast between an obese leader and his skeleton-like subjects.  Enjoy the hysterical headlines afterward.