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[deuem]

On days like this I do miss home. The 4th is just another working day here and so is Christmas and Thanksgiving. Someone save me a hotdog. Please!

[Elvis Hendrix]

Well im glad i asked 

Happy 4th yall 

Elvis

[zorgon]

oh yeah.. it helps to copy the ENTIRE thing

says (POLITICAL SATIRE)  right on the bottom

but then you can't always believe everything that is in print..now can you..

sigh

A few days ago Starwarp2000 made a thread on the uselessness of links as 'proof'. In that thread I stated that no one really reads links. Most get as far as the TITLE and react... then retweet it to 200 others who don't read and they retweet it to 200 more.

By the end the story now becomes truth. My new MOTTO "Never let TRUTH get in the way of a good story"

Yeah it says at the bottom of the article [POLITICAL SATIRE]  but much like the fine print on documents we sign everyday, NO ONE (well almost no one ) READS THE FINE PRINT  That is why its at the bottom LOL because they know no one gets that far down before exploding

And COPYRIGHT laws say you can't copy the whole thing

A case in point  This one went NUTS on facebook


Seventy-two killed resisting gun confiscation in Boston!

Apology accepted

[sky otter]

well i guess that is just another way i am wierd.
i do read the fine print and look at the second page
and i do question just about everything

.but i am sorry to go off on ya all like that
i was going to give you a big excuse but no..just sorry that my look-behind-every-thing mentality
got roudy..
sigh

today we went to the big butler fair..hadn't gone in years and years...as you walk in
they were hawking contests..sign up here to win this car or 50 thou..your choice
i read the slip
hubby never likes that as he is always happy to just take what he thinks are  his chances

the fine print at the bottom says you accept them calling you for different promotions
regarding cruise line vacations
i pointed that out to the woman..she wasn't happy
she said..lady you could win 50 thousand  dollars...
i said are you with this dealership or an independent promotor

she says..what does it matter
you could win 50 thousand dollars
i said.. well how do i find out who wins if it isn't me

she coughed and had no answer..hubby was chuckling cause i ask questions when anyone offers me free stuff..especially if i have to give them personal info

i ask.. well is this chance mixed in with any other promotions

at this point she snatches back the little paper and said..
i guess you don't want a chance at 50 thousand dollars then
i had to answer
i said
well if it was a real chance and you could answer MY questions i sure would be interested
we walked away.....hubby even held my arm in a most gentlemanly fashion


what can i say....sigh

[Shasta56]

Some ding-dong decided he was above the law and started a three acre fire at a local park.  He almost barbcued some houses.  Arapahoe county is under a fire ban due to the wildfire season in Colorado.  Oh, but that doesn't include Mr. Bonehead and his kids, right?  Some of us here would like to keep breathing.  The last time I had this much ash on my car was after Mt. St. Helen.  I was living in Colrado then too.

Shasta

[zorgon]

well i guess that is just another way i am wierd.
i do read the fine print and look at the second page
and i do question just about everything

Well we need MORE WEIRD ONEs like you The ones that still have reading as a skill

.but i am sorry to go off on ya all like that
i was going to give you a big excuse but no..just sorry that my look-behind-every-thing mentality
got roudy..
sigh

No worries... sometime ya need to yell for them to hear you

Got a present for ya

Obama confesses I was born in KENYA; NOT US or Hawaii

she coughed and had no answer..hubby was chuckling cause i ask questions when anyone offers me free stuff..especially if i have to give them personal info

Simple solution... create a false identity and use that for all the free stuff It works I set up one the only thing they get is a real address to send stuff too and a phone number that only goes to a machine.  We get lots of free stuff

[zorgon]

Some ding-dong decided he was above the law and started a three acre fire at a local park.  He almost barbcued some houses.

We have a big fire here too... saw the smoke last night covering the west part of Vegas before the fireworks.  We have been begging for rain to cool us down. Well we got it but the thunderstorms start with lightning  and that set off a fire in Mt Charleston...  still raging... the smoke looks like a volcano erupted.  So we got some rain... but mostly wind, which just made the fire spread faster


Mandatory Evacuations Ordered Near Mt. Charleston Fire
Posted: Jul 04, 2013 11:20 AM PDT
Updated: Jul 05, 2013 9:15 AM PDT

[sky otter]

a present !  huh? 

Obama confesses I was born in KENYA; NOT US or Hawaii

well first off it was a good spliced in voice thing..and if i was interested i would go find the
original of that speech for comparison
secondly every time he says something damaging he  is either turned away or it's a long shot
and thirdly
the person posting it as nwo is 666..really...laughable



oh and the only free thing was a chance on the car or money..nothing really free

[zorgon]

OH!!! Here is a funny one  July 4th Aftermath

Angry Mother of Twins Throws Flaming Diapers at Late Night Firework Shooters

Police were called to a Hillcrest neighborhood early this morning when neighbors reported that a local mom of twins began throwing flaming dirty diapers at a group of people setting off fireworks.

The woman, Ernie Orsborn, became angry over fireworks going off in her neighborhood while her two young children were trying to sleep. Records show repeated calls to 311 reporting the firework violators between 8:30p.m. and 1 a.m.

Around 9:00 Orsborn posted to her twitter account: "I mean, if you like fireworks, go to Pops on the River and let us abstained sip our wine in peace as babies sleep."

Witnesses tell us that sometime around 1:30 a.m. she decided to take measures into her own hands.

"I heard her yell, you want to see fireworks, here you go assholes," a neighbor tells us. "Suddenly I see her holding a diaper bin and a lighter. She started pulling them out one by one and lobbing them over the fence at a group of drunk men shooting bottle rockets at each other. I sort of wanted to go help her throw them."

None of the individuals shooting the fireworks sustained any injuries, although several did have large amounts of child fecal matter on their faces. Police say that the men promptly put away the fireworks and apologized to the angry mother. None of the men are pressing charges according to police.

As of this morning several bottles of wine, fresh fruit, and pastries have been set outside Orsborn's house. Neighbors additionally tell us the men in question have spent much of the morning quietly washing Orsborn's car, weeding her flowers beds, and pruning her rose bushes while their wives and girlfriends watch from across the street.

http://www.rockcitytimes.com/angry-mother-twins-throws-flaming-diapers-late-night-firework-shooters/

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© 2012 - 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor

[sky otter]

 

hey it was believable till the part about the next morning and the guys doing stuff..lol

we have those kinds of nut jobs around here and i was thinking as i read...who has a baby..