How to Hide a Black Airplane Onan Aircraft Carrier

[johnlear]

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How To Hide an Ultra Black Aircraft
Aboard the U.S.S. George H. W. Bush Aircraft Carrier

For their publically admitted nearly $5 billion cost, a new aircraft carrier has on board a lot of secret stuff in the way of electronic gear. But little has been said or even known about the black aircraft carried aboard these new carriers.

And, with almost 6000 sailors on board, how do they keep it secret from almost all of them?

The U.S. Navy can keep a secret, thats for sure; but exactly how do they do it? High tech magic?

Think about it. The hangar bay is jam packed with every kind of fighter and transport, nestled so tightly that it is very difficult to walk around when packed. So if all the airplanes are stuffed into the hangar bay where do they hide the black aircraft? How could they hide them? And what airplanes are they anyway?

And is that the only large piece of hidden equipment hidden on new carriers?

What about the mini-subs?

One hint: they usually don't launch during the daytime.

We thank whistleblower socalsnoly for his assistance, if any, in this project.

[hoss58]

sorry again my mist5ake...ohh dopey me

[exuberant1]

Tell everyone they aren't allowed in the area and that you'll be very Very upset AND Disappointed in them if they go back there.

But seriously, you give the workers goggles that make use of augmented reality technology. 

This tech recognizes certain things and blocks them from the persons vision. But the workers are able to see the things they are cleared to see and work on, because the goggle technology recognizes it and lets it through.

Beats the heck out of those old straight-ahead-only glasses.