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GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

Started by sky otter, May 24, 2012, 01:28:59 AM

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sky otter


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
ok..if you don't think this if funny..your sense of humor has been swiped..i mean really



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!



]There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all
- three proofs that Jesus was a
WOMAN:
1. He(?) fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He (?) kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He(?) was dead,
     He (?)had to get up because there was still work to do.

Can I get an AMEN!!

Linda Brown


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Amaterasu

Will a "Blessed Be" do?

ROTFLMAO
"If the universe is made of mostly Dark Energy...can We use it to run Our cars?"

"If You want peace, take the profit out of war."

Littleenki

Hey, Sky, this is my otter buddy, Zeuss, its his birthday!10 years old!!!
Cheers!
Littleenki
Hermetically sealed, for your protection

Littleenki

Quote from: Amaterasu on May 24, 2012, 03:12:52 AM
Will a "Blessed Be" do?

ROTFLMAO
A blessed bee would sting me on my blessed a.s.s.!
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Le
Hermetically sealed, for your protection

sky otter

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh give that poochie a hug from me..

mokie cat is 10  july 20...

here are a few of my abused crew... ;) ;D having a rest this morning before starting the day ;D



on the left is biggley beagle..shelter pooch beagle/ st. bernard cross..lol
a beagle on steriods..he's a darling
and lickie.. licorice poodle  / lickie-poo..lol a could-b-e-registered standard poodle




lickie with mokie..queen of the whole place

couldn't live without the critters

Littleenki

Awesome! Could you give them a break they are so overworked!!
:)
Le
Hermetically sealed, for your protection

deuem


Amaterasu

Quote from: Littleenki on May 25, 2012, 04:23:40 PM
A blessed bee would sting me on my blessed a.s.s.!
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Le

LOL!  Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo.
"If the universe is made of mostly Dark Energy...can We use it to run Our cars?"

"If You want peace, take the profit out of war."