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How Low can they go ?

Started by astr0144, June 18, 2012, 06:10:10 AM

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astr0144


rdunk

Well, i would suppose the obvious "next steps", would definitely be to:

1. Make it against the law to "release stool" in a public commode, if it smells up the place, as such stench surely is harmful to public health and well being.

2. Make it a "criminal offense" to "not flush the commode" after "releasing stool".

3. Make it a "Federal Offense" to release stool that will not flush down the commode. 

4. Anyone "deemed" to be guilty of any of these, will not be given the key for use of any public restroom, in addition to whatever punishments may accrue under the laws.

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Littleenki

Hey, astr0144! Alex Jones finds some real straight poop!

I guess the port o potty folks will be looking for a new design on their poopy huts!

Solar powered macerators with sealed holding tanks and actual flushers?

They do have a point though with some folks who just cant seem to go at home, and like my dog does when he gets off the boat on a new island, they have to mark their territory with a massive dump due to their inexplicable excitement level!

I bet this all stems from some visitor using the reserved potty for the Swedish senator who brought it up!
Åh det är Tinkles på plats!
I wonder if there is anything else our fine leaders can spend time on, but then I realized they have solved all the important problems already, and now they should just take care of cleanup.

I think you needed about thirty more shocked smilies with that post!LOL!

Le
Hermetically sealed, for your protection

Shasta56

Just require men to pass a test on how to aim that thing, then charge a yearly licensing fee.  Problem solved, another source of income for the government to waste, win/win situation.  (snicker)

Shasta
Daughter of Sekhmet

Littleenki

True, Shasta as that is the NUMBER ONE problem facing humanity!
da dum dum chink!
Le
Hermetically sealed, for your protection

Amaterasu

I like Your idea, Shasta.

Men standing while peeing is a MAJOR issue in this world!  And having them pass a "pee test" and being licensed is the ANSWER!  What revenue They've been missing!
"If the universe is made of mostly Dark Energy...can We use it to run Our cars?"

"If You want peace, take the profit out of war."

astr0144

Yes A.J Does  delve well into the unexpected Low depths of life at times...

But looking at the comments...maybe there is some fair points to consider .  Depending upon ones view and position in life !

I left my other Shocked Smilies for what I just read on one of A51 watchers thread which I think is more important for the time being !