god is good...yes she is

[sky otter]

 

we have already figured out god is female soooooooo

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer.  Dinner was on the stove and the table set. She was astonished!



It turns out that Chuck had read an article that said, 'Wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.'



The night went very well. The next day, Janice told her Red Hat friends all about it. 'We had a great dinner. Chuck even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.'



'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.



'Oh, that............. Chuck was too tired.'


God is good..yes she is

 

[rdunk]

sky, if "God were a woman" (and I must say I don't believe that for a second), then it would be so very obvious that "her" intent for making, and "equipping man", had nothing to do with keeping house and kids!!! 

[zorgon]

If GOD was a WOMAN...

Then WHY are there SPIDERS, SNAKES, MICE and

MOSQUITOES

[deuem]

God has to be a woman otherwise beer would be good for you.

[Littleenki]

If GOD was a WOMAN...

Then WHY are there SPIDERS, SNAKES, MICE and

MOSQUITOES

Hehehe, to give us men a false sense of usefulness when we smash them, Z!
LOL!
Le

[Cosmic4life]

Whoah what ? God is a Woman ?? Well that would certainly explain a few things .... Multiple O's and boobies  .

But seriously ... surely God is all, both male and female ... OMNI.

C..

[Littleenki]

Whoah what ? God is a Woman ?? Well that would certainly explain a few things .... Multiple O's and boobies  .

But seriously ... surely God is all, both male and female ... OMNI.

C..

Well put, Cosmic!:D
Both parts!
Le

[sky otter]

 

ah you guys crack me up..

only guys had comments...

god is a woman and men have sinned.. that's why we're  in the trouble that we are in..
get with the program already.     .hahahahahaha

i mean, after all you guys are all worshipping the form of god in the space chicks thread...
aren't you..??.... proves my point  lol

you forgot this post where we has established the parameters

gessssssssssseeeeeeeee



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!



]There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all
- three proofs that Jesus was a
WOMAN:
1. He(?) fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He (?) kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He(?) was dead,
     He (?)had to get up because there was still work to do.


Can I get an AMEN!!

[Cosmic4life]

ah you guys crack me up..

only guys had comments...

god is a woman and men have sinned.. that's why we're  in the trouble that we are in..
get with the program already.     .hahahahahaha

i mean, after all you guys are all worshipping the form of god in the space chicks thread...
aren't you..??.... proves my point  lol

you forgot this post where we has established the parameters

gessssssssssseeeeeeeee



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!



]There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all
- three proofs that Jesus was a
WOMAN:
1. He(?) fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He (?) kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He(?) was dead,
     He (?)had to get up because there was still work to do.


Can I get an AMEN!!

So....

God is a Black Jewish Irish/Italian American Indian Woman that lives in California.

C..

[sky otter]

ya know cosmic.. you think like a guy....

you need to expand and not think in such a straight line...

[Cosmic4life]

ya know cosmic.. you think like a guy....

you need to expand and not think in such a straight line...

Well er...um....I am a guy ..... blame God.

The only thing expanding these days is my waistline..

As for the straight line thinking .. I'll have a beer or three ... that usually does the trick .. can't even walk a straight line ... and funny enough all women become Goddess-like.

C..

[sky otter]

yeah
i knew you were a guy..
hahahahahahahaha


for your sense of humor this morning

[Cosmic4life]

yeah
i knew you were a guy..
hahahahahahahaha


for your sense of humor this morning

Wow thank-you...they're um..er...lovely.

I'll just find a erm....beer jug ....er vase, a vase to put them in.

All stand for the National Anthem.



C..

[zorgon]

[sky otter]

 

that may all be true but if you want double speak  and a longer list - try this, bub
and i had to go look for a list..cause i personally don't have a list... i like guys..they're funny

bwhahahahahahahahah

8 DEADLY PHRASES USED BY MEN!!![/center]

IT'S NOT YOU; IT'S ME: This is what a man tells you when he wants to break up with you. He is tired of you (yes tired of you) and instead of him to coming out and say it, he will tell you that he needs to work on himself. And in order to do that, he has needs to be away from you.

I'LL CALL YOU: This is what a man tells you after you had a date that didn't really go his way (that is it didn't end up in bed). Here you are thinking that he will definitely call because the date went well, right? Wrong! An advice for you, do not wait for this call. But if he finally does, refer to either #7 or #8 for what he wants.


I'VE BEEN BUSY: No he has not. His life has been the way it was before he met you. What he actually means stems from the term he used in #2 ergo he was never going to call you.

WOW, THAT'S INTERESTING: Here you are talking about something that matters to you but he has not heard a single word you said. What he really means is "Sorry, I wasn't listening and I couldn't care less." What he wants now is a sex. And if it doesn't go that way, be sure that sooner than later, he will refer to #1.

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP: He is telling you the truth. Yes, he has used you and now wants to dump you, so move on. But I must say, if he is really a dog, he will call again so refer to #7 or #8.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT: Whatever you are asking him about and he says this, he is going to lie to you. The reason for this term is to buy him time so that he will think of a quick lie to you. He will so lie and if it means him swearing on his mother's grave or on the heads of their unborn children, he will do it.

ARE YOU ALONE: This is question will only lead to one thing in his mind: a quickie. Yes and don't think he is asking you to be sure of your security. So make sure your answer is no.


ARE YOU HOME: Hmmm... What a question! But it is not a question of him having you in mind. When he asks you this question, he is broke and wants to get money from you. First, he wants to borrow it but then he tells you that he is your man. If you ever ask him when he is going to pay back, please refer to #6.

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