hey deuem - this is for you

[sky otter]

saw this on the tv..and thought of you
have a good chuckle, my friend

[deuem]

Thanks Sky, for me it is even worse, not even the jug container, the milk store, the cows or the trucks. Nor the pretty girl.

Cerial yes, they eat it dry or with something that looks like milk. Tastes like a skim milk would but watered down. At least it is white.

By the way we can get goat milk from time to time but you need to buy a month or 3 at a time up front and then they deliver it. That worked for the first week then they stopped. Kept the money from everyone and ran to the next city. Guess I was at the end of the list. Yes, we had a very fake contract like all of them here. Contracts are very good for toilet paper when you run out. 

Deuem, now I want a nice tall glass of very cold milk. Sky you did it again.......Had to settle for fake coffee...

[zorgon]

.Had to settle for fake coffee...

FAKE COFFEE? That is  well... it's  just WRONG

So if i send you some real coffee will it make it through customs?

[deuem]

FAKE COFFEE? That is  well... it's  just WRONG

So if i send you some real coffee will it make it through customs?

Yea, maybe? But what I mean by fake coffee is that it is all miss labeled real. You can buy any flavor in the world here but it all comes from the same beans. I can even buy coffee beans that have been altered (flavored) also. I have had real Blue Mountain Coffee, right from the top of the Blue Mountain, so I know what it tastes like. Is it not funny that I can buy it here cheaper than in Jamaica at the real place, much less than half the price? They flavor all of the beans. Most of the beans come from the local Islands South West of here. Then treated and sold. When I drink a real coffee at 10 at night, I will stay up for hours. Drink one here and you sleep very nicely.

Some times we can get an espresso from a foreign restaurant that might be real. Again, maybe for the first few months until they start to buy local coffee to lower the costs. Then you can drink them like hot milk to sleep better.
I have settled mostly on buying the Nescafe instant coffee. So I put some faith in the brand name. I do say "SOME" faith because I know that the entire box, outside and inside might be fake. It is funny that on the list of ingredients, soluble coffee is the very last thing on the list.

All of these things I write about like this are now going on all over the world also; It is just that we know it and you have not found out yet. All the big companies are getting in on this and substituting their fine products with junk that tastes similar so they can lay you off and make even more money than before. Check your bar codes to see that. I think the USA starts with 000 or 001. Real low numbers. The Nescafe box I am looking at starts with 691 which means it was made here and not imported. Next time you go to the super market check yours out. Better yet, go check out anything you have with a bar code and see where it might have been made. You will be surprised....

Just looked at my Skippy Peanut Butter, bar Code 692, Made in Ch1na.  My smokes, 690, made in Ch1na. My Johnson Air Freshener, 691, made in Ch1na. at last count I think 499 out of the fortune 500 companies are here now. I will ask you, can you find any bar codes with US numbers?

Deuem