Peril And Promise Of A Bizarro President

[Eighthman]

Sometime ago, I realized that world events had gone horribly wrong and sought an explanation.

The answer is in Superman comics.

You see, on Dec. 21, 2012, we entered the "Bizarro World" - a realm of bad grammar,  backwards thinking and perverse outcomes.  This is why, sometime ago, President Bizarro Obama said 'me steal guns now'  resulting in massive gun and ammo sales.

It also accounts for how Bizarro John Kerry (TODAY!) created headlines about 'accidentally' triggering possible peace with Syria after striving otherwise ('me want war now!') AND making a widely ridiculed remark that the war would be "unbelievably small" despite likely leading into WW3  (Seriously.....see today's headlines on Business Insider)

Then we have the Russians trying to build world peace (Huh?, WTF?) while Bizarro John McCain ('me like Al-Qaida now!')  informs everyone 'I know they not terrorist'.

The above must be true- otherwise we would be stuck trying to believe that US governance really is inept, corrupt, dim-witted and traitorous.  Perversely, it all seems to working out for peace and freedom, strange and backwards as that may be.

Me so happy now

[Amaterasu]

Oh.

Oh, oh.

That had Me in stitches!  My sides ache.  So funny because it's so true!

Thank You!  I haven't laughed so hard in so long!

[Ellirium113]

There is more honor running in the special olympics then there is running for the the oval office.