URGENT !!! Classified Documentation Reveals Horrifying Government Plot !!!

Started by Amaterasu, October 11, 2013, 09:08:52 PM

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Pimander

Quote from: burntheships on October 12, 2013, 11:30:31 PM
Why, money problems?
Only Nottingham?
I'd blame local government cuts but they started closing them before the recession.  It's happened in other cities but not as bad as this.  I think there are only two public facilities in the city centre which is a joke!

Amaterasu

Aw, I'm not broken up about it.  And seriously, We don't know WHAT to expect from the psychopaths.
"If the universe is made of mostly Dark Energy...can We use it to run Our cars?"

"If You want peace, take the profit out of war."

burntheships

@ Pim,

Sounds painful  ;)

Maybe its time to start pissing in the corners
where there are no CC recorders.

@ Amy yeah,
Same ole same ol from them.

I say, if the fountain does not work, take a pee in it.
"This is the Documentary Channel"
- Zorgon

Pimander

I can't wait that long. Look at the queue for the fountain.  :o


Old Market Square, Nottingham, England

burntheships

 ;D

Well, maybe there is a nearly politician handy,
I have heard that recently dry cleaned suits are fairly absorbant.

"This is the Documentary Channel"
- Zorgon

ArMaP

Quote from: Pimander on October 12, 2013, 11:28:16 PM
There isn't even a shut down in Nottingham and they have closed most of the public bathroom facilites.  The only reason I ever go in a Macdonalds is to sh....
Call Robin Hood. ;D

Ellirium113

Quote from: Pimander on October 12, 2013, 11:28:16 PM
There isn't even a shut down in Nottingham and they have closed most of the public bathroom facilites.  The only reason I ever go in a Macdonalds is to sh....

If your having issues there eat the food. That can help.  ;)  ;D

Amaterasu

"If the universe is made of mostly Dark Energy...can We use it to run Our cars?"

"If You want peace, take the profit out of war."

burntheships

Amy,

Well, there are 98 missing pages, according to the page
count the doc has 100 pages.

Also, this doc does not follow protocol with the markings.
DTFN is also not a known acyronym for TS documents.

Compare the two pages of the document with
protocol for marking documents here:

http://www.fas.org/sgp/othergov/dod/nimaguide.pdf
"This is the Documentary Channel"
- Zorgon

zorgon

Wow  that has to be the WORST faked document on the planet LOL  and why pages scanned on an angle? Is that supposed to make it more 'credible'?  If a document has been declassified, it is easy to find on the dot mil sites...

There is no such document :P

100 clones of this story  only one source  Bill H. Weld

I am done here  time to go work in the garden

Amaterasu

Quote from: burntheships on October 15, 2013, 07:49:05 PM
Amy,

Well, there are 98 missing pages, according to the page
count the doc has 100 pages.

Also, this doc does not follow protocol with the markings.
DTFN is also not a known acyronym for TS documents.

Compare the two pages of the document with
protocol for marking documents here:

http://www.fas.org/sgp/othergov/dod/nimaguide.pdf

Well, like I said...  "For what it's worth."
"If the universe is made of mostly Dark Energy...can We use it to run Our cars?"

"If You want peace, take the profit out of war."

Fruitbat

Quote from: Pimander on October 13, 2013, 12:34:10 AM
I can't wait that long. Look at the queue for the fountain.  :o

PIM

There is an old or common law that allows you to relieve yourself into the gutter.

Also since homosexual practices became fully decoupled from public censure, in the 90's I have heard that public lavatories became something of a lottery, and generally considered a less than savoury option (Although since I hardly ever walk anywhere, and don't appear to have that proclivity, I can't substantiate that rumour on the basis of personal experience.) 

It seems to me that my natural wariness with regards to participation in mainstream society is based upon sound economic instincts.

The hard working taxpayers seem to get vanishingly small returns for their hard earned money, in terms of an improved quality of life, but maybe that's just my faulty perspective as someone who (for some years now) chooses to mainly observe their activities from a safe distance...

FB!

Pimander

Quote from: Fruitbat on October 15, 2013, 11:11:56 PM
The hard working taxpayers seem to get vanishingly small returns for their hard earned money, in terms of an improved quality of life, but maybe that's just my faulty perspective as someone who (for some years now) chooses to mainly observe their activities from a safe distance...
I could not agree more. ;)

PLAYSWITHMACHINES

...Let's put it this way, anything you add to coca-cola simply dissolves.

Yes even tiny chips. I call 'fake' on this one, for many reasons.

The main one is it's cheaper to get someone to make a new strain of the H1N1 virus than it is to make a nano-bot.

...And, if they HAVE made them, they will undoubtedly be out of control by now (hence the grey goo problem, LOL ).

Thanks Amy for keeping us on our toes, but i seriously doubt this one :D
Keep up the great work, nonetheless! :)
PWM

burntheships

Quote from: Amaterasu on October 15, 2013, 09:41:46 PM
Well, like I said...  "For what it's worth."

Yes, I knew you what you were saying there,
just thought since I looked into it I would post
up what I found. Like PWM says, its good for us besides.

;)
"This is the Documentary Channel"
- Zorgon