URGENT !!! Classified Documentation Reveals Horrifying Government Plot !!!

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Of course, if such a thing does happen, then we will have to regularly 'degauss' ourselves

Just make a coil 6 feet high, 2 feet across, stand in it, & get someone to discharge a BIG 300-500 volt cap into it.

Guaranteed to kill all semiconductors, coils & chips in the area

You may want to tie the coil down, or it will jump 10 feet in the air (and yourself with it! )