My College Experiences.

[Pimander]

OK guys.  We all need a laugh sometimes.  Well I have a few college stories to share from my days at Manchester University.

Admittedly we were young and horny w4nk3rs.  You could hear the bathroom of the girls flat next door through an emergency exit for Gods sake.  However, we were still shocked when we received this letter!



I have more college tales to tell.  If you have any then please share.

[Captain Dave]

I'm confused by the term "were". - I'm still young  .

[Pimander]

How old is all relative.  However, no denial that you fit the rest of the description is revealing.

[Captain Dave]

How old is all relative.  However, no denial that you fit the rest of the description is revealing.

I maintain Plausible deniability.

[sky otter]

i have nothing to add but laughter



and since he sounds like a girl i figured this would work

[Captain Dave]

i have nothing to add but laughter



and since he sounds like a girl i figured this would work



OMG Thats like a Laugh Weapon! 

[sky otter]

this might fit better.. cause we all know the benefits of exercising

[zorgon]

Kelly Pickler On "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader"

Surely its an act, right?

[Pimander]

Awesome videos.  Love them all.

I have another story for you.  True this....

When I was an undergraduate, I had trouble making ends meet.  My parents didn't have much cash and I practically survived on a student loan and overdraft.

Well I met this gorgeous babe.  I was crazy about her and eventually plucked up the courage to ask her on a dinner date.  She said yes so I virtually did a somersault once she was out of sight.

I scraped together what little cash I could get my hands on so I could take her for a decent meal to impress her.  On the night I picked her up from her parents and took her to the restaurant.  What does she do?  She picked all the most expensive things on the menu.  I obviously tried to play it cool as I didn't want to blow it.  I really was crazy about her!

"So, does your Mother feed you this well when you're at home?" I asked, trying to smile despite having to watch her sipping away more of my cash in the form of expensive wine.

She turned her beautiful eyes and looked straight into mine and confidently said, "No way, she feeds me on way cheaper food.  But what do you expect, my Mum isn't trying to get laid!"

[Dalbeck]

Haha Pimander, really nice stories

(on a side note, did you score?  )

[Pimander]

That period of my life was a time of plenty shall we say...