Public Service Announcement: Conspiracy Theorist

[RUSSO]

BEWARE 



Please if you notice this kind of behavior immediately contact :



http://www.dhs.gov/xutil/contactus.shtm

[Amaterasu]

Oooo!  Now I'm REALLY scared!  Conspiracy theorists are around EVERY corner!  And They're DANGEROUS!

I think I will lock Myself up somewhere SAFE and never come out!

Wait...  What about the conspiracy AWARE!?!   

Oh dear.  I have nowhere to HIDE!  Because...

I AM conspiracy aware!  Ack!  I'm DOOMED!

(Thanks for that, RUSSO!  I got a great laugh!)

[Ellirium113]

Wait...  What about the conspiracy AWARE!?!   

Well those people are AUTOMATICALLY in Al-Qaida just like buying coffee





I guess just about any facial expression or wrong look does as well:



Image from the terrorism awareness and prevention guide:
http://static.prisonplanet.com/p/images/march2012/dhs_doc.pdf

[Amaterasu]

I think We should start a "flash mob" to converge on the nearest Starbucks, with cash in hand, order coffee and pay for it with that cash, all the while running though that list of behaviors...

And while trying to keep a straight face.

I think We should be laughing Our rumps off, showing these things to Others with tears of laughter rolling down Our cheeks, hype the joke that it all is.  Show clearly how UNseriously We take the whole farce.

That will strip this BS of any power to create fear that They are aiming for.